Ahoy mateys! This be "talk like a pirate day," where ev'ry last one of ye be encouraged to talk like a brethren of the coast!
If yer friends don't keep in t' spirit o' t' holiday, ye can prank 'em wit' our Pirate Boat an' Pirate Flag pranks, an' ev'ry word out o' der mouths will become more appealin' to t' ears o' a brethren of the coast!
So be sure to stop by yer nearest RocketOn Store an' gather ye up a bounty of pranks. A grog-filled talk like a brethren o' t' coast day to ye!
-Silent "Landlubber Stabbin" Ellipsis
